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OVER
THE PAST 15 YEARS, WOODY ALLENS LEADING LADY HAS GONE FROM BABY
BOOM-ER TO REAL-LIFE MOTHER
HEY,
DIANECAN YOU BELIEVE ITS BEEN 15 YEARS SINCE, FOR BABY
BOOM, YOU BECAME PREMIERES FIRST COVER GIRL?
I
guess I was, right? I remember it was so lucky to get that movie because the
studio did NOT want meI guess I was at a point where I just failed
to bring in any box office, but [writer-producer] Nancy Meyers and her then
husband, [writer-director] Charles Shyer, fought for me. Man, theyve
pulled me out of the lowest ebb, professionally over and overI
mean, when we did Father of the Bride, well, really, they did not want
me at Disney for one second.
WHICH
IS IDIOCY SINCE, AT 56, YOURE STILL THE TEMPLATE FOR THE MODERN FEMALE
COMEDIENNEIN FACT, WHEN YOU WERE DIRECTING HANGING
UP, LISA KUDROW AND MEG RYAN COULDNT SHUT UP ABUOT YOUR OSCAR-WINNING,
LA-DI-DA-ING, ANNIE HALL INFLUENCE ON THEIR WORK.
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Well,
I just think its that I suffer from aphasiayou know, when
youre just g-r-a-p-p-l-i-n-g to find the words and you cant put
it all together so its cohesive? Yeah, I think I have a learning disability:
I now know and I feel better about it. [laughs] I just got so lucky that somebody
said [as if to a cute puppy], Ohhh, wouldnt that be good in a
picture? THATS an unusual character.
THAT
SOMEBODY WAS WOODY ALLEN, YOUR FORMER BOYFRIEND-MENTOR, WHO YOU THEN SHOWED
GREAT LOYALTY TO DURING THE SOON-YI-MIA SCANDAL BY STEPPING INTO FARROWS
SHOES IN MANHATTAN MURDER MYSTERY.
It
wasnt even a question of loyalty, no, I just really loved the PART.
[laughs] It was perfect because we were old friendsso I loved
playing the bored wife, I loved putting him down and going Yuck.
WHICH
MANY PEOPLE ARE ALSO SAYING THESE DAYS ABOUT WOODYS PENCHANT FOR CASTING
HIMSELF OPPOSITE INCREASINGLY YOUNG BABES
I
wonder if thats because they dont accept him as an actor, but
only Woody Allen. Plus his personal history makes it easier to
.Well,
theres always a scapegoat. I mean, isnt Martha Stewart going to
be the scapegoat for the end of, you know, business as we know it in the stock
market? I really believe that shes gonna take the rap, because its
just so much fun to hate her, and I feel theres an element of that with
him. The public wants to get back at him.
I
BET YOUD LIKE TO GET BACK AT PARAMOUNT FOR NOT DOING A SEQUEL TO THE
MEGAHIT THE FIRST WIVES CLUB. GOLDIE HAWN TOLD ME IT WAS PARTLY BECAUSE
THEY WOULDNT GIVE YALL A RAISE, BECAUSE YOU WERENT MEN,
YOU WERE WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE.
Heres
what I think: Well, yeah, in a better world, whatever, sure
.but
in the meantime were here and why not just take what theyre offering,
because its still a lot? Oh, well, whaddaya gonna do?
KEEP
MOVING. LISTEN, I LOVED READING SOMEWHERE THAT YOU ADORE DOING KISSING SCENES,
BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE ALWAYS SAYS, OH, ITS ALL JUST TECHNICAL.
Its
s-o-o much fun. Because you dont have to pay for itthey
have to act like they love you, and then you walk away and its over.
Like with Mel Gibson [in Mrs. Soffel], I thought I was gonna DIEI
mean, its just so shocking that I am there looking at that, and that
is saying this to me and am I DOING this?! [laughs]
YEAH,
WELL, SINCE YOUVE HAD WOODY, WARREN BEATTY, AND AL PACINO ALL KISSING
YOU IN REAL-LIFE RELATIONSHIPS, YOU MUST BE PRETTY GOOD AT IT.
I
think I just worked it really hard. [cracking up] I dont think they
went, Oh, that girl there, that WOMAN! No, I just persisted. And
it never really worked out, did it?
OH,
WELL, NOW YOUVE GOT TWO [ADOPTED] KIDS FOR COMPANY. THEIR LAST NAME
IS KEATON, NOT YOUR GIVEN ONE, HALL, SO YOU CHANGED YOURS LEGALLY, HUH?
Uh,
no
.its just my name is Keaton, so theirs is, too and I, uh
..
[chuckles nervously] Hmmm, I guess, actually they ARE Halls. God, theyre
gonna grow up going, This woman doesnt even know if shes
a Keaton or a Hall and THATS what Im supposed to go with?!
JUST
TELL EM ITS THE APHASIA.
[In
full Annie Hall mode] Oh, those poor kids, oh, my, oh, dear! God bless
em, man.
©
2015 Brantley Bardin. All Rights Reserved.
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